Because it looks like the FISA vote isn't going to happen until after the July 4 recess: Our guest blogger is Mark Pike, who used a burner to hit Spencer on his beeper.

Christopher Wallace totally saw this mess coming years ago (Biggie Smalls, not Foxy [Brown] News Sunday).During a recent email conversation with some friends, we theorized that perhaps Notorious B.I.G. had more premonitions than we previously realized (e.g. Life After Death..., WTC Lyrics in "Juicy", etc.). How else can you explain some of the following lyrics?

B.I.G., P-O, P-P-A
No info, for the, DEA
Federal agents mad cause I'm flagrant
Tap my cell, and the phone in the basement

 Okay, sure, there's the rational explanation that perhaps he's just generally beefing with Bob "16" Barr's war on drugs and the dorks rocking the D.A.R.E. shirts. But, what if Biggie is providing blog fodder for the fight to fix FISA? I'm sure he would have rhymed something about the sheer ridiculousness of retroactive telecom immunity, and name-dropped Mark Klein, but he couldn't reveal too much. Such is the nature of an NSL. Keep your lips locked, throw your FOIA in the sky, and wave it side to side, keep your hands high.So, what did Biggie do to tip off the Feds in the first place and prompt the electronic surveillance? Two words--- "Persian Rugs."Not trying be flippant with this FISA stuff, but just wanted to point out to the Dems that there has been high-profile dissent for years. Don't give them immunity.

Sure, my timeline might be off by a bit, but this theory is no more ludicrous than Spencer's claim of seeing Tupac in 1997.