Via Yggy Smalls, Jason Linkins comes up with the best meme in a long time. Put your iPod on shuffle and see how long it takes to come up with a song that would disqualify you from the presidency. Let's go.

Track two is "Pretty Good Year" by the Loved Ones. I don't think that this is a deal breaker, but it does contain the netroots-nodding lyric "I've been trusting crooks and liars like I don't have any friends." That'll at least be good for some Inhofe-based denunciation and a knuckle-rapping Washington Post editorial.

Track four is T.I. and Jay-Z's response to Lil Wayne and Gucci Mane, "Watch What You Say." There's a lot of implied violence and harsh language. But most voters probably think that "You see me coming and you know I'm tooled up" means that they're in for some help at the Home Depot. My candidacy is limping, but it survives.

Track five: "Rub Till It Bleeds" by PJ Harvey. This is where my electoral ambitions should finally die. This track combines both blasphemy, revenge fantasies and raw female sexuality. You're not headlining any J-J Dinners after that shit. But let's say my primary opponent managed to offend the feminists. My candidacy may be fatally wounded, but I can hang on for a few months more, assisted by my diehards in the blogosphere.

Track six: "Ask Them Hoes" by Lil Wayne. And that's it, folks! No coming back from this one. "She's all on my dick cuz I make a lotta money." I've now managed to alienate the one constituency that stuck with me through my PJ Harvey-related troubles.

The DCeiver didn't design this one as an actual meme, but I'm taking over. I hereby request responses from Dr. iRack, Megan Carpentier, Baratunde Thurston, Anonymous Sec's, Mattos Locos, and you, in comments.