Via Deadspin, Ben Greenman’s new musical, A-Rod, is hilarious.

MADONNA:
You can drive it deep
In my batter’s box
When you smack the pitches
Over the fence

A-ROD:
I know you’re mainly
Going for shocks
But what you said there
Just makes no sense
All these puns about baseball and sex
Are, I have to tell you frankly,
Growing somewhat tiresome
They offend me, as a Yankee