Sarah Silverman apparently woke up today, realized she was dating Jimmy Kimmell and did the right thing like Spike Lee. Given her history of dating beneath her potential, I want this post to stand as my official Hollering at Sarah. Miss, I am D&D-free — but can change, if that’s what you’re into — and come with good references. Also, don’t believe everything you come across in a Google search; I can explain. Sackerman-at-washingtonindependent-dot-com.