I spent my day in the Rayburn Building with Doug Feith, listening to him utter such items of brilliance as "'Removal of clothing' is different from 'naked.' ... It could be done in a humane way." While I'm waiting for my wrap-up to go through the Windy's editing process, take a look at some other choice remarks from former Undersecretary of Defense Shabba Ranks, courtesy of the American News Project.