God I love the right-wing blogosphere. In the course of defending the sacred American principles of torture, indefinite detention and unlimited executive authority, a two-and-a-half-incher calling himself Gateway Pundit calls FDL a "fascists and Nazi crowd."

I pop champagne and toast to you, Gateway Pundit, you torture-loving, anti-American sucker-of-cock. When Obama gets elected, I’d hate to have to use my influence to have you kidnapped, hooded, placed into stress positions, and bombarded with sensory punishment until you beg for your mommy, all before you die an ironic death.