I'm barely watching the speech and he already seems like he's president. And like he's destined to be president. Challenging Germany to deepen our commitments in Afghanistan? Challenging to world to reduce the nuclear arsenals of the Cold War? Challenging us to embrace a thoroughgoing commitment to liberal internationalism? Yeah, that's the Obama Doctrine in effect. Are they already wearing t-shirts in Berlin that say Ich Bin Ein Obama?

And look what a pathetic alternative exists. A sad, wheezing, vainglorious fool who traded his heroism to be president. Look at what his pathetic surrogates do to imply that Obama isn't a real American, isn't a real Christian. Yes, you piece of shit, we know what you're up to. And we say: welcome to the dustbin of history, where all your idiocy, your blindness, and your applied catastrophe has consigned you.