Over at TPM, Greg Sargent slaughters it with this waaaaaaay detailed compendium of John McCain’s Iraq-war pronunciations. Alas, he was not the Bush critic he portrayed himself as. But some of these wayback-machine statements really are golden. F’r instance:

Neil Cavuto: …many argue the conflict isn’t over.

 McCain: Well, then why was there a banner that said mission accomplished on the aircraft carrier? 

 LOLOLOLOLOLOly fucking shit that is awesome. Such reasoning abilities you want in a president.