Another GOP convention, another treacly Reagan video. Republicans have no right to ever make fun of North Koreans.

One day, years into the future, I’ll get to moderate a Republican presidential debate. And then I’ll ask the following question: Senators and governors, you all oppose gay rights. And you all say that you honor the memory and the work of Ronald Reagan. But if Ronald Reagan rose from the dead before this audience at the CNN Grill and demanded a blowjob, would you take him into your tender mouths, sirs? Or would you reject Ronald Wilson Reagan, fortieth president of the United States of America?