FORWARD OPERATING BASE SALERNO — This didn’t just happen, did it? A Rothschild calling Barack Obama an elitist? I know, I know, we’re not supposed to define elite in anything but cultural terms in this country, but this woman isn’t going to, say, buy these best-of-Cops DVDs like I’m about to.

That comes via Jed Report. In other news, my definitive survey of two Afghan translators on U.S. bases confirms that the Afghans want Obama elected. Both told me that "100 percent of Afghan people" are behind Obama. "He is young man, very strong man," says Massoud. Time for some serious voter fraud.