What else were we supposed to talk about in Crappy Hour today?

SPENCER: The only right-wing journalists still shilling for this are at the Weekly Standard. Even NRO readers aren’t buying the dog food. Look at what Bill Kristol wrote:

As for the question of Friday night’s debate, which some in the media seem to think more important than saving the financial system—if the negotiations are still going on in D.C., McCain should offer to send Palin to debate Obama! Or he can take a break from the meetings, fly down at the last minute himself, and turn a boring foreign policy debate, in which he and Obama would repeat well-rehearsed arguments, into a discussion about leadership and decisiveness. And if the negotiations are clearly on a path to success, then McCain can say he can now afford to leave D.C., fly down, and the debate would become a victory lap for McCain.

I read that and thought of the scene in Boogie Nights when a coked-out Dirk Diggler tries desperately to get erect, tears rolling down his face, talking to his cock like "come on… come on…"

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