Some time last night all my Iraq coverage was rendered obsolete by the sheer brilliance of someone pretending to be Todd Palin. This is from that person’s debate liveblog:

9:42 – Ive been on the campaign trail for a while now, and I can tell you I am so sick of Iraq. I think everyone else is too, but that doesnt mean we can stop, it just means we want to stop hearing so much about it! Its like when you sign up for a record club but then they jack up the price and you cant stop paying, they’ll just hire a collection agency! You gotta just keep sending those checks until its over. Iraq is like that. You just have to try not to think about it too much except when you’re enjoying the Toby Keith CDs or oil or whatever.

Perfection. Sublimity. FUCK