I laughed. A lot.

I think I would go bat sh*t crazy if I heard that bell rinigng every time McCain blinked for a full hour and a half.

Maybe that’s what happened to McCain and he hears an internal bell that has turned him into a crazy old man.

( Remember Dan Aykroyd ? )

I can see SNL opening with Joe the Plumber’s butt crack in the frame as he works on Sarha Palin’s toilet.

maniacal eyes…..think john wayne gacy

It’s the expression IN the eyes that bothers me – his eyes are so cold and never smile even when his mouth is trying to. I don’t know what causes his blinking but I blink a lot because I have allergies and my eyes always feel filled with sand. It’s very uncomfortable.

best line never spoken…McPlumber could work on the 13 McPain mansions and become an overnite millionaire

the Winky ‘n McBlinky ticket!

I think that’s 7 seven house, 13 cars

“it’s manoring in America”

Reptilian.

But Barack Obama will redistribute it all to brown people

He has the eyes of a small great white shark.

/snark

How nice. Something tells me that Cummings/Bachman never figured for an instant that their song was going to be used to qualify, in any way, McCain’s smiling eyes.

These Eyes

McFlameout was huffing and sighing and snorting and guffawing way more than Al Gore in 2000.

Perfectly acceptable to Republics because he is St. McCain and not VP Gore.

Fierce!

Congratulations, John. You’re still in the running to become America’s Next Top Waddle.

Oh Tyra, my favorite snotty sorority sister. All you girls should practice pulling in your fanny so it doesn’t look like a toaster when sitting down in photographs. Oh and make sure you eat right.
Whenever McSame tries to show “compassion”–like during the debates– he looks like a pervert, or wrong or just weird. I can’t imagine McCain actually “smiling” with his eyes as normal people smile when their lips move, but I can imagine McSame with a twinkle/ diabolical gleam in his eyes, like when singing his favorite “bomb, bomb Iran” song in front of his adoring base. There is no close up in that video on youtube so it’s hard to tell if he’s got a twinkle/diabolical gleam.