It so happens that I’m in my ancestral Brooklyn home until Monday — in town for two old friends’ birthday party and to help my mother with something — and sure enough, via Rachel Syme, I see that Susan Dominus has written a piece about how Facebook means "Your Childhood In Park Slope In The ’80s Never Has To End." Hear that, Badler? 

Real Brooklynites are implacable enemies of Park Slope. Don’t never let anyone convince you otherwise. Brownstones conceal brown shirts.