What responsible parent wrote this?

I don’t know how many people read this column, and I also don’t know if anyone who reads this is a parent, but let me tell you guys something: Apparently, oral sex in middle school is approached as nonchalantly as maybe kissing was back when I was that age. There is no way my two angels are gonna be ANY part of that nonsense, believe you me!

Yes, it’s Guns N’ Roses bassist Duff McKagan, the least credible abstinence messenger of all time. He also laments the ubiquity of internet porn. (Via Idolator.)

Bonus:  You find some amazing shit when you go searching on YouTube for Akinyele videos.

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