Ever since Hillary Rodham Clinton lost the Democratic nomination, it’s been a white-knuckled, sweating-bullets, minute-by-minute will-he-or-won’t-he-move-to-Obama tick-tock for America’s most respected American whom Americans need to listen to. Now, we finally have our answer: Michael O’Hanlon is voting for Barack.

And let me just say — whew. That was a nailbiter. The idea that the Democrats could win an election without the Sultan of Seriousness, no matter what the polls tell you, is just too hard to believe. This is a man whose words move mountains. Michael O’Hanlon doesn’t need a strip club to make it rain. Pop the champagne, Barack. This is done.