Joe Perry, guitarist for inarguably the shittiest rock band of all time, endorses McCain. I actually have a lot of respect for Perry and Steven Tyler, who had the courage and the dedication to beat drug addictions. But check out Tucker Bounds’ quote:

Of the rocker’s endorsement, McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds said: “Joe Perry is an icon of rock-and-roll and a great American. John McCain absolutely appreciates his support.”

A great American? I feel confident in saying I’m actually a greater American than Joe Perry. After all, I never subjected anyone to "Love In An Elevator" and no one had to teach me not to shoot heroin into my balls. You know who’s a great American? Todd fucking Rundgren, that’s who. When a drugged-up Steven Tyler walked out on a pregnant Bebe Buell, Todd agreed to raise another man’s daughter as his own and kept the secret of her paternity until young Liv was 11. Furthermore, the Nazz’s "Open My Eyes" is a million times better than anything in the Aerosmith catalogue. While I can’t find any actual evidence that Todd Rundgren is voting for Obama, chances are he is.