Flying back last night from Kansas City via Atlanta, I got to check out the new issue of Complex, which is increasingly the only magazine that matters. Its interviews this month with Baron Davis — I didn’t know about I Beat You but it sounds hysterical — and Tracy Morgan are top-of-the-line. Unfortunately, I was stuck in a middle seat between two dudes who were slumbering restlessly, so I had to stuff the magazine over my mouth to repress the peals of laughter that erupted after I read Tracy deliver the rawest, nah-right-est, scorch-the-earth John McCain dis of all time:

No females want McCain, only his wife. Son is getting skin cut off his face and all kind of shit, man. You see how his arms look? He looks like Teddy Ruxpin.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Is it more fucked-up if we assume Tracy doesn’t know why John McCain’s arms or like that or if we assume he does?