Except for the Slovak reporter I met at FOB Salerno in Afghanistan, I have the best tattoos in journalism. According to the Washington Post, however, Gilbert Arenas just added something I can’t match:

I walked up to Arenas to see what got Thomas so worked up and looked in amazement. Arenas has decided to show his permanent support of President-elect Barack Obama with a tattoo. Arenas had the words "Change We Believe In" tattooed onto the fingers of his left hand in cursive writing. Then, Gilbert showed the outside of his pinky finger, which had "44" inked on it.

For Agent Zero’s sake, Obama better not turn out to be a shitty president.