Comments on: Dogs Of War http://attackerman.firedoglake.com/2008/11/10/dogskristolobama/ Wed, 05 Jan 2011 21:59:36 -0600 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: mkdpdx http://attackerman.firedoglake.com/2008/11/10/dogskristolobama/#comment-3474 mkdpdx Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:46:32 +0000 http://attackerman.firedoglake.com/2008/11/10/dogskristolobama/#comment-3474 <p>I’ve always hated people who “just show up with the puppy” without taking into consideration all the ways said puppy will actually, you know, change their lives. Animal shelters are full of abandon animals who are guilty of nothing more than having outlasted some jackasses attention span. </p> <p>What Kristol really means to say is: Conservatives are short-sighted, impulsive and desperate to win each daily news cycle anyway they can without thinking through the consequences. Liberals, on the other hand, discuss the ramifications of the new puppy, look into which puppy will fit best in the family dynamic, set a firm date for puppy implementation and then follow through on their well thought out promise of acquiring said puppy. Liberals are now the responsible adults of our political culture. Thank God they’re back in charge.</p> I’ve always hated people who “just show up with the puppy” without taking into consideration all the ways said puppy will actually, you know, change their lives. Animal shelters are full of abandon animals who are guilty of nothing more than having outlasted some jackasses attention span.

What Kristol really means to say is: Conservatives are short-sighted, impulsive and desperate to win each daily news cycle anyway they can without thinking through the consequences. Liberals, on the other hand, discuss the ramifications of the new puppy, look into which puppy will fit best in the family dynamic, set a firm date for puppy implementation and then follow through on their well thought out promise of acquiring said puppy. Liberals are now the responsible adults of our political culture. Thank God they’re back in charge.

]]> By: yorksranter http://attackerman.firedoglake.com/2008/11/10/dogskristolobama/#comment-3469 yorksranter Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:05:52 +0000 http://attackerman.firedoglake.com/2008/11/10/dogskristolobama/#comment-3469 <p>You forgot the bit where, working through a sinister network of K Street lobbyists to avoid Hatch Act limitations on what you can ask the CIA to do, you secretly send Michael Ledeen to bribe corrupt officials in the intelligence service of Catdom to provide you with a fake British SIS report to the effect that dogs don’t exist, before handing the job of analysing dog intelligence to a brassplate Delaware corporation owned by friends of Tom DeLay in return for a kickback to your Dog-Free America 527 group, so they can conclude that some dodgy moggy from the back streets of Damascus is The Greatest Kitty Since The One Mohammed Stroked Between The Ears in time for Randy Scheunemann to arrange for the puss to address a joint session of Congress.</p> <p>Meanwhile, you use surplus cash from the analysis contract to buy into a luxury kennel development in Dubai.</p> You forgot the bit where, working through a sinister network of K Street lobbyists to avoid Hatch Act limitations on what you can ask the CIA to do, you secretly send Michael Ledeen to bribe corrupt officials in the intelligence service of Catdom to provide you with a fake British SIS report to the effect that dogs don’t exist, before handing the job of analysing dog intelligence to a brassplate Delaware corporation owned by friends of Tom DeLay in return for a kickback to your Dog-Free America 527 group, so they can conclude that some dodgy moggy from the back streets of Damascus is The Greatest Kitty Since The One Mohammed Stroked Between The Ears in time for Randy Scheunemann to arrange for the puss to address a joint session of Congress.

Meanwhile, you use surplus cash from the analysis contract to buy into a luxury kennel development in Dubai.

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