It’s a good thing Plaxico Burress plays for such a legendarily sympathetic, understanding and forgiving coach. But he’s got a good argument, one that Kriston swiped from me yesterday as we were watching the Baylor-Texas Tech game. You’re a wide receiver who plays in the same division as a legendarily gun-packing and club-shooting-up cornerback. Do you really want to risk going to the club unarmed?

On the bright side, he’s setting himself up for a promising rap career.

Update: Marcy’s picking the Skins today. I will be watching at Mr. Mattos‘ Redskins Throne Room, which, I am led to believe, centers around a projector screen roughly the size of the Flophouse’s living room wall. Make sure you read Marcy’s comments, too.