Shorter Martin Amis: How can I hate Muslims? I put my dick in them!

* Also, seriously, how could you write in Money that Lorne Guyland wanted, in his description of a script idea he had, to beat a guy up with a "car tool"? Didn’t you have American friends at the time who could have told you that over here we call it a tire iron? Isn’t that what your editor is supposed to be for? This has stuck in my craw for nearly ten years.