What the fuck, C.C.? Does $140 million over six years not buy what it used to? L.A.’s fine, I suppose, if you like assholes. New York City, as the men sang, really has it all.

This is a slap in the face for the Yankees. It’s fucking embarrassing to be left in Las Vegas, dick in hand, while Sabathia says he’ll think the offer over. What’s to think about? Being richer than God while becoming the ace for the most storied franchise in the history of sports? To never again pay for a meal in the best restaurant city on earth? The Mets are walking out of the winter meetings with one of the best closers in the game. Can this rejection really be happening?