I feel pwned.

This is a good time to abuse the privilege and get something straight, just to keep people from looking like they just came from the Lawrence Welk concert. Okay, look here, senior people, you guys with the VCRs at home flashing “12:00″. The whole website here, that thing you clicked on to get here? That’s a blog. This article-looking passage? That’s a post. Anybody writing little blurbs after the post is written? Those are comments. Don’t be like that guy, please?

And do you know who just taught you about the internet? The just-launched blog of the fucking U.S. Naval Institute. This is like Web 8.0. Also, who’s Lawrence Welk?

This is going to be the greatest blog of all time. They reference Steven Den Beste! They bitch about not being invited onto the Warlord Loop, just like me! They put exclamation points in headlines! They have the fucking SOUTHCOM CINC as a guestblogger! I predict much linking and them totally ignoring me.