Whiskey-snob Phoebe Connelly of the American Prospect couldn’t let my earlier praise of Johnnie Walker Blue go unremarked upon:

phoebe connelly
12:39
ok, i gotta break something to you
jonnie walker blue
isn’t actually that great

Spencer Ackerman
12:40
how dyou mean

phoebe connelly
12:40
i mean most actual scotch experts agree it’s wildly overpriced
you can spend way less
for much better
and i’ve had it
meh
it’s flashy
and v. status symbol-y

Spencer Ackerman
12:41
what is an "actual scotch expert"

phoebe connelly
12:41
but not really excellent, so to speak
hmm. bartenders i know in chi
the guy at the good liquor store I went to there
had a conversation about it with another scotch guy here in DC at some point
dunno, just word on the street stuff
i’ll see if i can find you some actual documentation on this

Sure enough, she did.