It’s the second-to-last week of Crappy Hour on Jezebel and so I’ll be there to sit shiva. (You’ll never guess who’s chatting with Megan Carpentier during the final week.) Today the cold weather brings out my latent antisemitism. This shit is uncalled for!

MEGAN: Also, the local "news"cast here reliably informed me that it is now Hannukah, this strange eight day holiday celebrated by the Jews over something to do with war with the Syrians and macaroons and candles. And oil, though I’m not sure Syria has much oil.

SPENCER: now now now. Hannukah is more properly understood as the first-ever war for oil.

 It actually gets a lot worse from there, and includes a parallel between Rick Warren and Moqtada al-Sadr that I intend on saying more about later in the day. But don’t worry, my fellow tribesmen, you know I love you. When I don’t hate everything about you.