Here’s how I learned about this major Yankee acquisition amidst my compounding deadlines:

Alyssa Rosenberg
3:48
fuck you for getting teixiera

Spencer Ackerman
3:48
you’re kidding

Alyssa Rosenberg
3:49
8 years
$170 million
no-trade clause
my holidays are fucking RUINED

Spencer Ackerman
3:49
holy crap you’re right

I suppose more-than-$170 million is too much to pay simply to deny a player to a division rival, but still, wow, I feared the addition of Teixiera to Boston would seal the new Red Sox dynasty for another three years. This doesn’t end it, of course, but — wow. If I recall correctly, isn’t this the kind of unexpected winter-meeting audacity that landed Alex Rodriguez in the Bronx after the 2003 season? And where does this leave the supposed Cashman strategy of bolstering the farm system?