The portrait of 2009’s passel of counterinsurgency efforts in Afghanistan is becoming clearer. Bolster troop levels. Recruit tribal militias to battle extremists, in a second-time-as-farce version of Iraq’s Anbar Awakening. Mitigate increasing distance with Afghan President Hamid Karzai in advance of elections. Work with the Big-T Taliban’s rejection of peace talks by pursuing negotiations with their extremist allies and with affiliated tribes. Hand out erectile dysfunction medication to tribesmen to get them to bandwagon against the Taliban-led insurgent coalition, who have no E.D. medication to distribute. The Washington Post reports:
For some U.S. operatives in Afghanistan, Western drugs such as Viagra were just part of a long list of enticements available for use in special cases. Two veteran officers familiar with such practices said Viagra was offered rarely, and only to older tribal officials for whom the drug would hold special appeal. While such sexual performance drugs are generally unavailable in the remote areas where the agency’s teams operated, they have been sold in some Kabul street markets since at least 2003 and were known by reputation elsewhere.
“You didn’t hand it out to younger guys, but it could be a silver bullet to make connections to the older ones,” said one retired operative familiar with the drug’s use in Afghanistan. Afghan tribal leaders often had four wives — the maximum number allowed by the Koran — and aging village patriarchs were easily sold on the utility of a pill that could “put them back in an authoritative position,” the official said.
You also don’t have to worry about the dangers of Cialis illicitly making its way to the Taliban, unlike, say, M16s or shoulder-fired missiles. This is a really good idea, isn’t it? Directly responsive to immediate and, uh, deeply felt needs of an important and unpersuaded-but-persuadable population. If you’re an impotent tribal elder, are you going to threaten your erection supplier? And people say CIA is hidebound and uncreative.
Update: Megan Carpentier and I reconsider the program from a feminist perspective here.



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As if I didn’t already feel a huge amount of sorrow over the lives of Afghan women.
Further proof for my emerging theory, based on years of study of the primate homo sapiens, that under all the cultural mystic and veneer of civilization, all our antics amount to nothing more than elaborate mating rituals, Alpha males and tribal conflicts to determine status in order to be able to procreate. Observe the Black Rhinoceros., highly prized by Asian men for it’s horn. superstition claims its virility enhancements and now, it is nearly extinct. Same of tigers, elephants and a host of fearsome, powerful animals even to males ingesting dried whale penises…all for the vaulted attribute which they think makes them “men”…..the ability to get it up and keep it up. We’re nothing but a smart baboon troop. But not smart enuff apparently not to destroy our nest in pursuit of the all important stiffie! ( See:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/25/do-it-yourself-dna-amateu_n_153489.html) Cialis IS a better choice and I’ll applaud the fact that no whale penises were offered instead!
Patriarchy…it’s what’s for dinner!
And all of those bullet holes can now be…Glory Holes! Yee haw!
Viagra for the Afghan warlords? Is this an example of soft or hard power?
Apologies for my previous remark, It was overly facetious. It is good to see the US military working so hard on this.
Viagra – the latest in mind control drugs. Is it legal according to the Geneva convention?
::puts on women’s studies hat::
Classic cult of masculinity. War as manifestation of masculine anxiety. Should be in a textbook.
OK but seriously isn’t it about time we did something for the Afghans so that they can walk about with their heads held high?
Yeah but if it lasts for more than four hours will they have access to medical attention?
The first time one of these guys has a heart attack ‘in medias’, there is going to be hell to pay IMHO.
This is so pathetic. This is what the DOD comes up with?
CIA – Why do you think they call it the Central Intelligence Agency.
I thought Bush was proud of Afghani elections!
-G
And we’re keeping that guy, Gates, on???
No, I think he’s proud of Afghani erections!
my reply to that one has to wait for a late night thread. *g*
Really wonder how much of this country’s shift to the red meat politics of brown people killin’ and phallocentrism be attributed to viagra, etc.?
“can be attributed”
Actually they want the Afghans to be the ones coming up but I think they’ve really got the wrong end of the stick on this one.
Next thing we know they will be providing blow up dolls.
Cigar and Viagra Afficionado Rush Limbaugh should be all over this in the coming days. Its a fantastic idea. What a great way to let off a little steam. Torure and Viagra. No one outside the Neocon Cabal could have anticipated the combination. Condi?
So you’re saying that sex leads to racism?
Wow. I thought it was the other way around.
Nope, but they will be offered a spokesperson commercial by the manufacturer. *g*
Sort of gives the Afghan surge a whole new meaning.
CIA
You can’t spell cialis without it.
From chocolate bars to Viagra. Who said Bushco was opposed to Scientific Advancement?
On the other hand, perhaps when the Afghans begin to stand up, we can stand down.
Well, the Taliban has reported that resistance has been stiffening.
-G
No, I’m saying the adolescent male stunted self-centeredness which comes from viewing everything as an object is destroying our very sense of decency. See Greenwald.
Building schools & clinics would also be a good way to win their hearts & minds. Also schools & clinics last longer than vaigra, and possibly a better influence on the women, who, even in a male dominated society have significant influence.
The US army, now the drug pushers on the corner, All for a short high.
By the way, I gather the Afghan equation will be changed significantly if India and Pakistan go to war. Which seems more and more likely unless things get ratched down. Pakistani militants have vowed to support the government should war with India come.
8 years of Bushism and we’ll have India and Pakistan at war and open war with Israel and Gaza.
Heckuva job.
-G
What’s the operation name? Wham Bam?
This is a good strategery to stiffen up Afghan Reinforcements.
The levity in this thread concerns me. I think it is a worthwhile idea. If implemented, the Taliban could well face stiffened resistance.
You got to it first. This is precisely the point the Pentagon is trying to make.
This strategy is reminiscent of Teddy Roosevelt’s dictum of speaking softly and carrying a big stick. I do see some logistical problems though in distributing all the Viagra. It may need a large staff.
Heck they could provide the taliban with Hersheys a gogo
Erm, we owe thanks to the country for the joys of carrots:
This root vegetable was used extensively by early Middle Eastern royalty to aid seduction. The carrot is said to be particularly effect aphrodisiac for men. Originally from Afghanistan carrots are a great medicine and have been shown to be anti-cancerous, artery protecting and a great source of beta- carotene.
You really have to wonder if the Pentagon has thoroughly considered this policy, all of the ins and outs of it.
The Fortified Afghan Freedom Fighters will now be capable of nailing the flaccid Taliban from behind.
Even Achmed could benefit from this tactic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
Here’s an idea: Why don’t we appeal to their better instincts and hand out boxes of delicious dark chocolate? Maybe have a little tea party, too, where all these elders can sit around and be part of discussions of post-modernist thought. If you have to bribe people, why not bribe them in a wholesome way so that some liberals can pretend that Afghanis are just like the people on the Upper West Side of Manhattan…except with AK-47s.
Who will interview Big Dick Cheney regarding the implementation of this cocksure strategy?
Has Zogby commented on Afghani poles lately?
-G
Do you get the feeling that this is all being done willy nilly without considering the long and the short of it?
Who cocked up this ingenious idea? The United States of Pfizer? Aren’t Lieberman and his wife big Pfizer investors?
My boyfriend things the prominent warning about the 4 hour prong is a marketing gimmick. He says, “C’mon, what guy does think, ‘It could CAUSE that? How do I order!!”
My boyfriend thinks the prominent warning about the 4 hour prong is a marketing gimmick. He says, “C’mon, what guy doesn’t think, ‘It could CAUSE that? How do I order!!”
Dubya and Cheney both have said repeatedly that we must not be soft on Terror.
Afghan Freedom Fighters shall no longer go off half-cocked.
So our policy in Afghanistan is to stick it out apparently.
Oh hardly! While it might look like the CIA’s just a buncha softies, it probably made entry easier.
Beads for Manhattan and little blue pills for strategic tribal allegiances? in Afghanistan? Come a long way?
Milquetoast Jay Leno will use that one for sure. If we exhaust all the possible jokes, the comedy writers will have nothing to do but serve them up as written here at Attackerman.firedoglake.com.
That thought had occurred to me and you nailed it down. Well done, old chap.
While I’m laughing about our responses, I still want to mention a woman who’s doing very important work there, Sara Chayes, not the least of which has been to help spread the word that Afghanis are not just a bunch of mean Taliban men with AK-47s. The fact that she is living there and working there among them, and sharing the stories of real people…
The thing that is so troubling about how we fight these wars is that we keep helping out the warlords who dominate and hurt others. We use them to get a foot in, but they are the ones who become drug traffickers and terrorize all the “little people” who really deserve our help. Kissing up to the alpha people always seems to just make it suck for everyone else, because we give them even more power in order to take advantage of the power they were already wielding. Opium production soared after we got into the act in the early 90’s. Sara Chayes is giving voice to all the other people who deserve our consideration, respect, and help over there.
Its destroying Mother Earth. Its high time to have women running things.
agree we are destroying mother earth… but i don’t think it so much about gender as it is about the corrupting influence of power.
New post at FDL.
My thoughts exactly, one heart attack or occurrence of blindness…
This form of bribery is so wrong, misogynistic.
“Afghan tribal leaders often had four wives — the maximum number allowed by the Koran”
Wait, didn’t Rick Warren way that for 5000 years marriage has been one man and one woman?
Breaking News~ “US Department of Defense tested their Afghan “Bill Pill” Strategy on members of the Main Stream Media before field trials in the Pashtun Tribal Areas. “We found that the news anchors were extremely compliant and reporters more willing to accept our messaging”, said Pentagon Col. Dick Turgidson. “Of course, we had to fluff them a little bit by providing them with appropriate stimuli, but with a strategic use of “honey pots”, and Sarah Palin we were able to measure significant ‘tingling in the leg’ .” The use of the new Blue Pill Strategy also significantly reduced the need for highly paid “experts” to infiltrate their way onto news programs to provide DOD and corporate taliking-points, said Turgidson.
surprised no one remembered this:
http://www.afghanconflictmonit…..enoun.html