That’s why I quit that nonsense. Back in the day when I was making a living from that stuff, calls for black women were few and far between. And even then, they’d divide them up into skin color category: light skinned in the a.m.; dark skinned in the p.m. Non-racial paranoia upside: I had a bunch of friends from those calls who looked a lot like me. I hated that mess. Sad to see it hasn’t changed. Hmmm. I wonder of “V” had any lizard bigots.

You were an actress? Email me your screenshots. I also highly encourage you to create a hoax profile on Big Hollywood and post about how those goddamn black actresses took away a role you were up for on Martin.

This is too funny.

I always wondered about the very small club that includes charlton heston (rip), john wayne (rip), ronald reagan (rip), bruce willis, tom selleck. and chuck norris, if he counts as an actor. The cross reaction between the acting occupation and conservative politics is brutal!

When Junipero Serra made his way up El Camino Camino Real and founded such cities as San Diego in California, you know that the first thing he demanded of those Native Americans is that they quit with their native American languages and speak English damnit! English was our destiny in the US, and it always been that way ever since Columbus sailed here on the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria. Yet, now, 200+ years later, when I called to get my tickets to see the Padres, they had the nerve to make Spanish an option! It made me so mad that I knocked over my Corona, and totally ruined the salsa for my burrito and nachos. If only those Mexicans would learn good strong English words like Macho, rodeo, and bronco! It makes me so mad. I need a drink. Where’s the tequila? I need to make a margarita. Pronto.

Can’t say exactly why, but this reminds me of a Mr. Show sketch called Racist in the Year 3000.

This guy lives in a city originally named El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles de la Porciúncula that was a part of Mexico until 1846, and he’s mad people dare to speak Spanish.

By “FTS,” he means Fuck That Shit, and by “That Shit,” he means brown people. Who speaks for the beleaguered white racist Hollywood actor, dammit? This country’s going to the fucking dogs!

Am I racist when I complain that it now takes my 4 tries to order lunch because everyone serving speaks fast-asian-accented-almost-english ?

I ordered a ceaser salad today and ended up eating a lentil salad. Nobody needs to eat lentils, I don’t even know why they serve them. Who the fuck is out there champing at the bit to go some weird arse beans they can’t even identify for lunch. But that’s beside the point.

When we talk about intolerance, is racism really the issue when the problem is your inability to perform your only job function ? I’d have the same complaint if they were white. If your job is to talk to people and you cannot understand them clearly and they cannot understand you clearly, I don’t give a fuck what colour you are, you suck at it just the same. You may be suited to a lot of things, but not this. It’s like a one-armed man becoming a typist. You literally could have been better at everything else except that.

Who knows, I could also be prejudiced against people with lisps, hearing problems and english pronunciation issues of all flavours. Or we could just skip the BS and recognise the issue isn’t racism. If my accountant has a learning disability and isn’t that good with numbers, it’s still a case of fuck him, not me.

I don’t give a fuck what colour you are

If you’re a Canadian, I’m kicking your ass off this blog.

I don’t even know what that means. If you’re talking about the spelling, don’t bastardise a language and then complain when you see it in it’s proper form. You could have been part of the Commonwealth, but you chose to give that up.

in it’s proper form.

I’ll remember that the next time I bastardise a language.