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Krispy Kreme is offering everyone a free doughnut on Jan. 20 to celebrate something that’s happening that day. As a result, the American Life League put out this apparently-serious press release:"
The next time you stare down a conveyor belt of slow-moving, hot, sugary glazed donuts at your local Krispy Kreme you just might be supporting President-elect Barack Obama’s radical support for abortion on demand – including his sweeping promise to sign the Freedom of Choice Act as soon as he steps in the Oval Office, Jan. 20. …
A misconstrued concept of "choice" has killed over 50 million preborn children since Jan. 22, 1973. Does Krispy Kreme really want their free doughnuts to celebrate this "freedom.""
Mmmmm… abortion-rights donut… As a result, I’m going to spend my Jan. 20 impregnating someone just so we can abort the pregnancy. While eating delicious, light, sugary Krispy Kreme donuts. Salted with your tears. (Via Heather Goss’ Twitter feed/T Bogg.)
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What would be the alternative to an elective service that is “on demand” ? Like we’re thinking you get an abortion allocation each year and you use em if you want to or not ?
Is there nothing that donuts can’t make acceptable? Why, if Albert Speer had been put in charge of donut production (mmmm, Bavarian Creme..), the Russians might have stopped at the Elbe and the Allies might have been satisfied with France and Belgium. Look what’s going on in the Middle East, where they have only a dry, chewy, sugar-free version of the donut called a “bagel” – nothing but death and hate. If only Abel had been a baker, the world might be a very different place.
If it weren’t for all these donut abortions-on-demand, we wouldn’t have so many illegal churros in this country, being eatin’ in the place of American donuts and diluting our European pastry heritage.
WTF is a pre-born child?
Someone please that douchebaugette that the word is foetus.