Apparently in DC’s Final Crisis crossover, Superman kills Darkseid by… singing something. Grant Morrison doesn’t specify what song Superman sang, which is a wise move, because it’s given birth to crowdsourced brilliance like this:

I hesitate to try to improve on something so sublime, but I have to think that Superman would have Supamanned dat ho. (Kriston Capps IM’d me this, and were it not for a tricksy CMS issue it would have appeared first on Grammar.police.) Big shout to Benjamin Birdie for going with ‘Rebel Girl’ though.