I was walking to work today and thinking, "Why don’t rock groups beef like 50 Cent and Rick Ross?" This was apropos of me falling asleep after seeing Lil Wayne’s "Prom Queen" video, which has led me to think "Prom Queen" is actually Wayne’s backhanded complement to how lame and corny rock and roll is — through his eyes, it’s all whining about girls and being ignored and high school shit, even if it can be enjoyable — and it might be brilliant. But seriously: hardcore and punk bands used to clash all the time. Where’s the beef battles and drama of today?

Sure enough: Flaming Lips vs. Arcade Fire