Men! Have I got news for you! My dear friend Amanda Mattos has been named one of Northern Virginia Magazine‘s most eligible bachelorettes! You’ll notice that she’s next to Clinton Portis in the spread, but don’t be intimidated.

I toyed with headlining this post I Don’t Know Why You Hang Around With Those Jealous No-Man-Having-Ass Hoes Anyway but that seemed mean. Amanda is one of the crowning jewels of human civilization. Catch the fever!