Wow, even for Bill O’Reilly, this is a potent brew of narcissism and conspiracy theory. First Amanda Terkel, who is "clearly certainly… a villain," smeared a rape victim, which she never did and O’Reilly doesn’t bother to support, but then she’s a pawn of Jeff Zucker’s nefarious machinations to bring O’Reilly down. I’m so glad I don’t cover media.

For the record, I know Amanda Terkel to be a villain because she sped off with my skateboard after promising that she only wanted to use it for a second.