Jessica Hopper’s complicated relationship with Jane’s Addiction:

To believe that Jane’s Addiction headlining Lollapalooza again is somehow historic, to be psyched about this recurrence, is like masturbating to the memory of losing your virginity.

But who actually believes that this infinite regression is "somehow historic"? The audience for Jane’s Addicition at Lollapalooza is an audience of Jessica Hoppers — people who, if nothing else, understand farce. Everyone’s in on the joke, which, you would think, makes them free to enjoy seeing Jane’s Addiction. Who, by the way, suck.