This is all the content you’re going to see up here until slightly after 10 a.m., because today marks a special day in the history of the internet: the return of Jezebel‘s Crappy Hour feature, wherein Megan Carpentier and guest autotune the news. I’m up for the first day, and if all goes well, this is going to be my Monday morning for the forseeable future, so I’ll come up with some kind of tab-dump-y gimmick of the sort Yglesias and Ezra have been using to fill space. Being on the cusp of lateness, I’ve got to end this post and re-learn how to use Cover It Live, so: read the CH return at Jezebel at 10 a.m., and until then, apropos of this post, check out Josh Foust’s frustration over the similarities between Gens. McChrystal and McKiernan and the discrepancies in their treatment/media coverage.

Update: And so. Can anyone remind me what the Josh Hooten fanzine I reference was called?