Although I consider soccer fandom to be highly correlated with a propensity to fire me under bullshit pretexts, Americans of all stripes can come together to celebrate our stunning 2-0 upset victory over Spain. Fuck you, Spain! I hope it hurts. Especially after reading this eloquent story about Federico Garcia Lorca and the inability of Spaniards to reconcile themselves with the brutality of the Franco era. Now hurry up and indict some of our former senior officials.