The good people at The Singles Jukebox reached out to me on Twitter and asked if I’d like to take part in their experiment of capsule-review carpet-bombing the latest singles. Why, indeed. This multi-critic feast on the corpse of "Break Up" by Mario ft. Gucci Mane and Sean Garrett includes my inaugural effort. Bookmark TSJ. Because this is 1998 and you use bookmarks to remind you to view favorite internet alcoves.