A demented fringe of the left used to accuse the Bush administration of taking its marching orders from Israel. I recall neoconservatives, and particularly neoconservative Jews, objecting to that offensive and acrid stench of the dual-loyalty charge. And now here’s the demented fringe of the right, represented by Daniel Pipes — thanks to Matt Duss for tweeting this — writing this about the Obama administration:

The U.S. government takes marching orders from [Palestinian President Mahmoud] Abbas and passes them along to the Israelis.

It’s tiresome to get into fights over which statement is more offensive or which side is more hypocritical or which side needs to more stridently police its crazies or which extremist statement sums up the Left or the Right. So let’s simply create a standard for universal application: no one gets to write statements about foreign control of the U.S. government unless they can prove them in court to be true. Argue like a fucking adult.