Maybe he “Americanized” his name, now that he is no longer the token Latino in the Bush Administration, and is lying about his age, as he does about everything.

From Wikipedia:

Alberto Reynaldo Gonzales (born August 4, 1955) was the 80th Attorney General of the United States.

So Gonzo is 54, not 28.

See, that proves he lied about his age when he was arrested!!

Hmm, you both bring up an important issue. I think we need to see his LONG-FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!1@1!!911

I for one am proud to live in what this great nation has become, a land where a man will alter his name not out of a need to hide his heritage from his peers or as a perverse test of loyalty, but rather out of fear that otherwise he will be mistaken for a member of the Bush Administration.