Woman-beating piece of shit Chris Brown has a new song that I won’t embed — I found it through Maura Johnston, so you should too, if you’re so inclined — in which he rips off Kanye West’s pre-AutoTune vocal style and then urges young ladies to "follow him like Twitter." Chris: you follow people on Twitter. You don’t follow Twitter itself. Now go back to the end of your career, you woman-beating piece of shit.