One consequence of running around today is that I missed Israeli Ambassador Michael Oren’s spittle-inflected rant about the Goldstone report in TNR. (I’m also dismayed that my former colleagues, so heavily reliant on two-word pun headlines, missed their opportunity to run with "Goldstone Creamery," but never mind that.) The report, in case you missed it, found that both Israel and Hamas committed war crimes before and during Operation Cast Lead. But while the Obama people have their problems with it, they don’t quite say… what’s the word for it…

…more insidiously, the report does not only hamstring Israel; it portrays the Jews as the deliberate murderers of innocents–as Nazis.

Yes, that’ll do. Needless to say, Goldstone does not for a second portray the Jews as Nazis, nor does he portray Israel as a Nazi state. ("Israel is correct that identifying combatants in a heavily populated area is difficult, and that Hamas fighters at times mixed and mingled with civilians," he actually writes in the New York Times. "But that reality did not lift Israel’s obligation to take all feasible measures to minimize harm to civilians." These vile non-sequiturs are entirely the concoction of Oren, who I used to think of a real scholar. (His book Power, Faith and Fantasy is on my bookshelf at work.) By Oren’s reasoning, there is simply no wartime atrocity that Israel could commit that could be confronted truthfully, and so the outcome of his argument is to erode the intellectual constraints that all nations need to keep from committing such crimes. It’s thinking like this that will doom Israel.

Perhaps most tragically ironic of all, Oren concludes by writing, "No amount of vitriol will compel Israel onto a course of self-destruction." Well, according to the AP, PM Mahmoud Abbas has "never faced as much outrage as over his decision to suspend efforts to get Israeli officials put on trial for war crimes in Gaza." Simmering outrage like this diminishes the ability of Palestinians to deliver a peace deal, and without disengagement from the West Bank, Israel is indeed on a course of self-destruction.

Finally, via Matthew Yglesias, this charming argument in the Jerusalem Post probably made more sense in the original Serbian.