Now, in fairness, I’m a very short Jew, so, it’s not like this thought hasn’t occurred to me either. But my friend Ari Rabin-Havt is a perfectly tall American of Jewish heritage, and the demagogic buffoon Glenn Beck mispronounces Ari’s eeeeeeethnicky last name in order to make some juvenile jokes about Hobbits. Because real Americans have names like Beck. But maybe that’s just my deep-seated contempt for white gentile culture talking. Watch all those right-wing Jews busy attacking J Street as anti-semites say absolutely nothing about someone with power inside conservative circles.

God I’d love to meet Glenn Beck in person and give him something to cry about.