Vanity Fair: Crüe’s female fans love to flash their boobs at the band. After almost 30 years, are you finally bored of tits?

Vince Neil: I am actually, yeah. After this last tour, it started to get a little old. I mean, how many boobs can you look at? Sometimes you feel like a doctor. You just get up and go to the office and think, “O.K., I have to look at boobs all day.” It gets tiresome. But then the tour ends and you don’t see tits everyday, and that’s when you start to miss it all over again. You want it back.

What are we at, a 15 to 20 percent unemployment/underemployment rate? I strongly encourage you to read Vince’s entire Vanity Fair interview.