There’s a war going down between my brothers tonight. But I want this war, going down, going down tonight. Because this is a war over dill, and you should not eat dill.

Making the case for dill: Ezra Klein.

Anti-dill: Matthew Yglesias and Kriston Capps. Especially Kriston Capps. Sadly, Yglesias neglects to bring one of his best lines, which I heard him use years ago to describe the ravenousness one feels for even the most rancid American fast food after a season subjected to dill-overloaded Russian cuisine: Dill Goggles. That’s copyright 2010 Matthew Yglesias all rights reserved.

My mom really likes dill. Out of respect for her I will wade no further into this discussion.