I grew up in Brooklyn and with the exception of my New Brunswick-dwelling college years I lived there my whole life, before moving to Washington in 2002. And I knew a grand total of one Jet fan, my junior high frenemy Asher Weinstein. His rationale for being a Jet fan centered around Joe Namath. It was 1992.

No matter. We can resolve any bandwagoning issues after today’s victory. All decent people can understand the imperative of beating Peyton Manning. Change your avatars to green.