So who does Moqtada al-Sadr hate more these days — Nouri al-Maliki or Iyad Allawi? Both have tried to crush him. Maliki’s just the most recent to attempt it.

According to the Times, Sadr has a creative way to demonstrate that he’s the real boss of the Iraqi parliament: his people are going to hold a popular referendum for who should be the next prime minister now that Maliki’s bloc has 89 seats and Allawi’s has 91. The referendum has absolutely no legal force.

But I’m inclined to say it doesn’t matter. The next largest parliamentary bloc is the former Shiite powerhouse known as the Iraqi National Alliance with 70 seats. The Sadrists have at least 40 of those. It’s a safe assumption that the vast majority of whomever’s going to vote in this wacky referendum are going to be Shiites. Actually, what am I saying — the actual “referendum” is surely just a pretext for Sadr to claim a popular mandate for directing the INA to enter into a coalition with either Maliki or Allawi. The INA’s 70 seats — or even just the Sadrists’ 40 — will put either Maliki or Allawi on a glide path to the 163 necessary to form the next government.

And naturally Sadr will look like the biggest boss of them all, forcing his two former enemies to come groveling to him, knowledgeable that if they ever try and fuck with him during the next government, Sadr will lay them low.

Maliki and Allawi look like absolute idiots right now. Their politics — non-sectarian strongman-ism — contain vastly more similarities and differences, and those politics, taken together, commanded 180 parliamentary seats, an actual majority. If they had found a way to bandwagon together, the 40 Sadrist seats would be — well, not meaningless, but nowhere near as potent as they are now. Right now, they’re looking like the decisive factor in the election.

I know I’ve harped on this for years, but in fall 2003, Moqtada al-Sadr declared an interim government and no one gave a shit. He flew a flag and no one saluted. Through a stunning combination of his own savvy and his opponents’ miscalculations — only the faces of those opponents change — he keeps coming back more powerful than the last time someone proclaimed him to be finished. You do not mess with the son of Muhammed Sadeq al-Sadr.