GUANTANAMO BAY — Forgive me if my intermittently-reliable connection here renders this post incomplete or obsolete. But according to Leah Farrall, the Pakistani Taliban made this video claiming responsibility for a failed car bomb attempt in Times Square. If they’re behind it, we now have the first attempt at the group known as the TTP’s global reach. And it fizzled without causing a single death.

The Pakistani Taliban’s list of grievances that they’re allegedly responding to is pretty much unbounded: Beitullah Mehsud’s death (ah, so they’re claiming he’s dead again). The death of Umar al-Baghdadi of al-Qaeda in Iraq (so they’re claiming to be a new vanguard, global in focus, picking up the banner for al-Qaeda affiliates with unrelated focuses). “Global American interference and terrorism in Muslim countries, especially in Pakistan for Lalmasjid operation” (they mean the Pakistani Taliban’s failed 2007 siege of Islamabad’s Red Mosque. The U.S. didn’t have a hand in ending it — that was Pervez Musharraf). Drone strikes in the tribal areas. Aafia Siddique. They “furiously warn” NATO governments to split from the U.S., presumably with respect to Afghanistan, and “apologize for the massacres in Iraq, Yemen [notable...], Afghanistan & Pakistani tribal areas.” There’s an animated-GIF level juxtaposition of a Crusader Knight, Obama, a red devil and some dead children. If not, prepare for “the worst ever destruction.”

It should provide a sense of perspective that their first instantiation of the “worst ever destruction” was a Pathfinder loaded with gas, propane and fireworks and timing device that Mayor Mike said “looked amateurish.” Global grievances backed up with an SUV that can’t even explode do not inspire confidence in the TTP’s ability to project global power. This appears to be a rush job — Umar al-Baghdadi was killed, what, two weeks ago? — and its commensurate with the Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab/Najibullah Zazi/Nidal Malik Hasan pattern of premature/immature/impotent attempts to strike fear in the heart of America. Notice as well this is a car bomb: extremely easy to construct and detonate when you’ve got an operative willing to do it. And they, well, couldn’t even do that.

None of this is to diminish the potential impact of a bomb in Times Square. We’re looking like we’re entering a British/Israeli style of terror threat: persistent, low level, crude.

Update, 2:42 p.m.: This is rather typically sensible. Steve Coll wants Obama to say:

They intend to frighten us; we are not frightened. They intend to kill and maim; we will bring them to justice. They intend to attract attention for their extremist views; the indiscriminate nature of their violence only discredits and isolates them. They intend to disrupt us and throw us into fits of media-saturated hysteria; we will remain vigilant, but we will also keep their unsuccessful attempted murder in perspective. Something like that.

Yeah, but that gets you called a softie, as if there’s nothing between counterproductive, astrategic overreaction and myopic, blithe dismissal, and vigilance doesn’t exist.

Update, 3:47 p.m.: Apparently Ray Kelly says there’s no evidence of a TTP link.

Update, 7:51 a.m., May 3: Apparently there’s a second TTP video, this one featuring Hakimullah “I’m not dead after all” Mehsud.