You know what the first thought was that went through my mind this morning? “I bet,” I couldn’t help but think, “I’m going to get into a fight with the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld today.” And sure enough, that was how my workday capped off.

Before that happened, I went to a cybersecurity conference and noted that General Mattis, the incoming commander at CENTCOM, is a likeable version of LeBron.