The greatest thing ever:

Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco has a skill for finding controversy, but on Thursday he stumbled into one in a most unusual fashion: by way of a misprinted phone number on boxes of cereal that bear his name. A phone number on OchocincO’s Cereal that was supposed to connect callers to a charity instead sent them to a sex line.

The greatest quote about the greatest thing ever:

“I take the blame and apologize to everyone affected,” Ochocinco told reporters before Bengals practice Thursday. “It’s almost like it was supposed to happen.”